Kipabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage jellyfish.

Kipabfod created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipabfod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipabfod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kipabfod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kipabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.