Pom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent coyote.

Pom created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pom, it will laugh at you.

Pom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pom.

2. Pom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Pom.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never eat coconuts.