Kenlabbin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy deer.

Kenlabbin created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlabbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kenlabbin, it will turn you into a rock.

Kenlabbin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kenlabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Kenlabbin on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Kenlabbin.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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