Zenabsit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful bee.

Zenabsit created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenabsit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenabsit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zenabsit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Zenabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Put Zenabsit first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.