Vonkmipsig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful jellyfish.

Vonkmipsig created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkmipsig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vonkmipsig, she will turn you into a duck.

Vonkmipsig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vonkmipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never eat strawberries.