Bepfunlim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless swan.

Bepfunlim created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfunlim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bepfunlim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bepfunlim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bepfunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Bepfunlim on top of important buildings.