Jennartsog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured dove.

Jennartsog created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jennartsog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jennartsog, it will turn you into a slug.

Jennartsog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jennartsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Jennartsog's name in vain.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always obey Jennartsog's priests.