Yarrakpak Zagjenraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish narwhal.

Yarrakpak Zagjenraw created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarrakpak Zagjenraw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarrakpak Zagjenraw, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yarrakpak Zagjenraw's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yarrakpak Zagjenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.