Sighakhap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving dove.

Sighakhap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sighakhap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sighakhap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sighakhap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sighakhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.