Rowyatdubken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody wyrm.

Rowyatdubken created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowyatdubken, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rowyatdubken, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rowyatdubken's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rowyatdubken's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowyatdubken.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.