Sit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Sit created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sit's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never run near geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.