Bossteennell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart squirrel.

Bossteennell created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossteennell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bossteennell, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bossteennell's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bossteennell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.