Vinteenkop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane frog.

Vinteenkop created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vinteenkop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinteenkop, he will not invite you to parties.

Vinteenkop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vinteenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.