Sidfenstan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful mole.

Sidfenstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sidfenstan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfenstan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sidfenstan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sidfenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Sidfenstan first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidfenstan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.