Barnkomlop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong horse.

Barnkomlop created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Barnkomlop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Barnkomlop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Barnkomlop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Barnkomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.