Hasceddab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust eagle.

Hasceddab created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Hasceddab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasceddab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hasceddab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hasceddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.