Doggovwapomin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome ant.

Doggovwapomin created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Doggovwapomin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doggovwapomin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Doggovwapomin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Doggovwapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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