Cemhubyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical eagle.

Cemhubyatt created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cemhubyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cemhubyatt, he will turn you into a frog.

Cemhubyatt's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cemhubyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.