Loopbepzengep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, quiet wyvern.

Loopbepzengep created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Loopbepzengep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loopbepzengep, he will cry a lot.

Loopbepzengep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Loopbepzengep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopbepzengep.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.