Nurlontfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful hummingbird.

Nurlontfot created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlontfot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurlontfot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nurlontfot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurlontfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.