Bemdapveg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise armadillo.

Bemdapveg created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdapveg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bemdapveg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bemdapveg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bemdapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not stand on grass.