Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented lion.

Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Miscebmotsog Gubtanflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never eat bark.