Listhabxen Linflabpaklat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient skunk.

Listhabxen Linflabpaklat created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listhabxen Linflabpaklat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listhabxen Linflabpaklat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Listhabxen Linflabpaklat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Listhabxen Linflabpaklat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Listhabxen Linflabpaklat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.