Rigcitrip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless crow.

Rigcitrip created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcitrip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigcitrip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rigcitrip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rigcitrip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Never run near turtles.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.