Kimbugdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish naga.

Kimbugdob created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbugdob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimbugdob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kimbugdob's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kimbugdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never feed nuts to otters while wearing black hats.

5. Always help geese in need.
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