Bincusscut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous fly.

Bincusscut created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bincusscut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bincusscut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bincusscut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bincusscut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Do not take Bincusscut's name in vain.