Bincusscut is a god.
He takes the form of a large, overgenerous
fly.
Bincusscut created viruses six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bincusscut, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bincusscut, he will turn you into a sheep.
Bincusscut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Bincusscut's Holy Commandments1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never talk about geese.
5. Do not take Bincusscut's name in vain.