Nabzedgat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced dugong.

Nabzedgat created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabzedgat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabzedgat, he will cry a lot.

Nabzedgat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nabzedgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always help dolphins in need.
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