Biss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Biss created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Biss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Biss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Never wear violet trousers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Biss on top of important buildings.
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