Rigyargom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective squirrel.

Rigyargom created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyargom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigyargom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigyargom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rigyargom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Run away from magenta dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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