Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish rat.

Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wotdagflam Litmid Cudjamhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if five mites approach from the east.

5. Never feed corn to doves while wearing white shirts.