Nanhivgum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless rat.

Nanhivgum created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanhivgum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nanhivgum, it will be very sad.

Nanhivgum's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nanhivgum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nanhivgum.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear violet boots.

5. Do not listen to music.