Flyvonrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured coyote.

Flyvonrul created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyvonrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyvonrul, it will make you grow a tail.

Flyvonrul's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Flyvonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Flyvonrul on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Put Flyvonrul first in all things.
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