Tip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart raccoon.

Tip created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tip, it will not care at all.

Tip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Worship no other gods but Tip.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.