Tip is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, smart
raccoon.
Tip created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tip, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tip, it will not care at all.
Tip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Tip's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Worship no other gods but Tip.
4. Never go into black rooms.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.