Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic wren.

Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb, he will cry a lot.

Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kopyarlpod Gofriljabceb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.