Larpnakdod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unfair jackal.

Larpnakdod created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpnakdod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpnakdod, he will turn you into a slug.

Larpnakdod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larpnakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Larpnakdod loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.