Tencedbidpark is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing mongoose.

Tencedbidpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tencedbidpark, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tencedbidpark, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tencedbidpark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tencedbidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tencedbidpark.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not eat turnips.
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