Nakpiblag is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent
bat.
Nakpiblag created viruses three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakpiblag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nakpiblag, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Nakpiblag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Nakpiblag's Holy Commandments1. Put Nakpiblag first in all things.
2. Worship no other gods but Nakpiblag.
3. Always help nematodes in need.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Always wear orange.