Nakpiblag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent bat.

Nakpiblag created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakpiblag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakpiblag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nakpiblag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nakpiblag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nakpiblag first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Nakpiblag.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always wear orange.