Farnhugtig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful capybara.

Farnhugtig created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnhugtig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farnhugtig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Farnhugtig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Farnhugtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never wear trousers.
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