Flabnignurt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate human.

Flabnignurt created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnignurt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabnignurt, he will turn you into a snail.

Flabnignurt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flabnignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.
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