Binfligtif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise alligator.

Binfligtif created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfligtif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binfligtif, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Binfligtif's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Binfligtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Hide from indigo voles for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Binfligtif.