Taphubmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented wren.

Taphubmob created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taphubmob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Taphubmob, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Taphubmob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Taphubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.