Pomstikrap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful rat.

Pomstikrap created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomstikrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomstikrap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pomstikrap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pomstikrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pomstikrap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.
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