Sandgedmilwan is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, boastful
grasshopper.
Sandgedmilwan created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandgedmilwan, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sandgedmilwan, he will ignore you.
Sandgedmilwan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Sandgedmilwan's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Sandgedmilwan loves snails, so they must be respected.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.
5. Never write about amino acids.