Fargetbog is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, boastful
capybara.
Fargetbog created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fargetbog, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fargetbog, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Fargetbog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Fargetbog's Holy Commandments1. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.
2. Do not kill tapirs.
3. Always look after injured dolphins.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never write about stars.