Fargetbog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful capybara.

Fargetbog created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fargetbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fargetbog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fargetbog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fargetbog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about stars.