Tunstafbot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving raccoon.

Tunstafbot created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunstafbot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tunstafbot, he will ignore you.

Tunstafbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tunstafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about planets.