Nankikmob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring bee.

Nankikmob created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nankikmob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nankikmob, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nankikmob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nankikmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never sit in the presence of dogs.