Linguttik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate salamander.

Linguttik created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Linguttik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linguttik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Linguttik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Linguttik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Always pray immersed in water.