Rullarndan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive donkey.

Rullarndan created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullarndan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullarndan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rullarndan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rullarndan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.