Cutxinhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic aardvark.

Cutxinhad created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutxinhad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutxinhad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cutxinhad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cutxinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.