Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful fly.

Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mumcebbun Jatrennibcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat strawberries.